Billy Bonebreaked

Billy Bonebreaker is my name,

And breaking bones seems my thing.

Like yesterday noon, in that tree,

When I fell out, I broke my knee.

Or the day before, on that fence,

I haven’t walked right ever since.

Or, when I jumped into that pool,

The water was gone. That was not cool.

 And then I climbed up on that boulder,

I slipped and tripped, and broke my shoulder.

Then, that time I ran in sand,

Fell flat on my face, and broke my hand.

 Or when I swung upon that rope,

It came undone; two ribs I broke.

Now, fourteen bones I have broken;

From head to toe. Fourteen. No Joken!

  But, I’ve finally stopped breaking bones at last,

Because now I’m in a full body cast.