My Pet Monster Fred

MY PET MONSTER FRED

I have a pet monster

Who I’ve named Fred.

He’s made from spare monster parts

From his toes up to his head.

I found him in a garage sale,

I paid a whole buck 35.

He was stuffed in an old basket,

And just barely alive.

I brought him home to my bedroom,

Washed off all the goop.

I put him in my bed for a week,

And fed him monster soup.

Now he sits guarding my room,

In a nest at the foot of my bed.

He scares all the other monsters away,

He’s my pet monster Fred.