Toilet Trees

Toilet Trees

I’ve used up all the toothpaste,

And the paper cups are all gone.

My tooth brush is looking cruddy,

And I have no hair gel to put on.

My shower is looking dingy,

And the floor has spots of goo.

The toilet paper is all used up,

So I don't know what I'm going to do.

Now, my Mom just said “Come on,”

Billy, we’re going to the store.

We’re going to get some supplies,

And come back and clean your floor.”

But, when we finally got to the store

I nearly fell to my knees,

Because the first thing that my Mom asked was,

“Where do you keep your Toilet Trees?”